In a fit of rage the boyfriend throws his girlfriend's music collection out the car window.
"Take that, bee-yotch!" Her CDs sparkling through the air like stars before hitting the pavement.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
That or the music just sucked and someone left it by the road for pigeons to poop on.
While walking to work the other day, I saw a handful of broken CDs near the curb and sidewalk along Roosevelt Road. But one, although dinged and dented, was still intact--Justin Bieber's "My World 2.0" CD!
I'm not particularly into his music (although "like, baby, baby, baby, oooooh" is kind of catchy) but finding free music was too much of a thrill so I took the dirt-covered CD home and cleaned it.
Now I have some new jams to listen to while I draw and paint!
And while walking on the EXACT same street the very next day, I spotted a black coffee mug resting along the Roosevelt Road bridge. A shiny, new mug just sitting there. Madness!
Surely the vibrations from oncoming traffic would've sent it falling and I couldn't leave it to get broken. The crazy in me couldn't resist. I dumped out the liquid and took the coffee cup home too!
I disinfected the mug three times but doubt I'll drink out of it. Maybe it'd make a cool holder for my pencils and paintbrushes though?
You're all mine now!
The things one finds while working in the city!