I'd never kill myself at home so family wouldn't find my dead body.
I even have several spots picked out depending on how I'd do it--drowning myself near the lakefront, slitting my throat at a private area in the city, or perhaps most dramatic, having a freight train run me over at night (we live right across the street from train tracks).
Most importantly of all, it would have to be in the summertime.
You see, my mom's a school teacher so the funeral would be easiest on her when she's off for summer break.
When my dad died, my mom had the whole summer to go through his things and get adjusted in time for the coming school year.
My father died 7 years ago yesterday and my uncle passed two years ago tomorrow.
There's something so lovely about me dying around that time too. Perhaps right in between would be perfect.
Yes, for future reference, today would be a good day to die.