.....I bought myself flowers yet again after work today!
Light purple mums and daisies with mini-carnations in salmon and yellow for pops of color, all nestled in bright green foliage.
I close my eyes, inhale the fragrant blooms, and pretend they're from some AMAZING, talented, brilliant, and handsome man:
Me:. "Why you shouldn't have, honey."
Imaginary guy:. "You're a wonderful man, Dean, and deserve this and SO much more."
[We passionately kiss]
It'll happen one of these days (or years)--I guess.
Hurry up imaginary guy and become real!